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Inuyasha rules. Sango and Sesshoumaru owns all. o.O; Maybe I should make a fanfic of them. That'd be and odd pairing. But odd is EXACTLY my thing. O.o; xD Didn't mean for that to rythme. Anyway, I was looking at som Inuyasha quotes...a lot of them are funny! The source is The Inuyasha Journey and earlier, I was reading this really funny thing about pouting. It's in "Fun" or whatever. Anyway, I'mma copy and paste it here...:
Inuyasha:
"I'll come up there and finish you off. If you didn't look half dead already" (to Kaede)
"Think you're pretty smart, you old hag" (to Kaede)
"I didn't say get naked, stupid. I just can't stand seeing you in those clothes." (to Kagome)
"Don't be stupid. You're just a human. So back off, shut up, and butt out." (to Kagome)
"I'm gonna slit you stomach, take out your guts, and put them in a bowl. By the time I'm through with you, you're going to wish it was you who was dead." (to Sesshoumaru)
"I rather give up an eye, than give up his sword. Maybe I'm not so worthless then am I." (to Sesshoumaru)
"You sent me into a battle armed with a mere hunch?" (to Myouga)
"Are you going to keep staring at me because it's ticking me off. If you got something to say, say it." (to Kagome)
"That's pretty bad when you can even give a half demon the creeps." (to Kagome)
"Well excuse me for making you sleep in the wild all the time." (to Kagome)
"He's some player. Too bad, he had everyone convince he's a saint. Otherwise I'll give him a good stomping." (about Miroku)
"I will hunt down Kikyou's killer and avenge her death."
"You blackmailed him into it didn't you?" (to Miroku)
"Say please, before asking for favor."
Kagome:
"Sit boy" (to... guess who?)
"You mean, stupid, little toad." (to Jaken)
"Someone the exact opposite of Inuyasha. That's the perfect guy for me."
"Maybe it's just the morning light, but he looks pretty cool standing there with his sword." (about Inuyasha)
"I was wrong, kill him." (to Inuyasha about Miroku)
"He's thanking me? That can't be good." (about Inuyasha)
"It's nice not to be alone."
Miroku:
"I must find a place to pawn this off."
"You're a real sight for sore eyes." (to Kagome)
"This may comes as something of a surprise, but I'm a very sore loser." (to Inuyasha)
"umm... you're power of recall are greater than I would have imagine." (to Inuyasha)
"Lay down, be silent, sleep, rest, sleep... how many times do I have to tell you..." (while stomping on Inuyasha...lol)
Sango:
"But is it necessary to keep stroking my leg while you talk." (to Miroku)
"Damn you, Naraku."
Shippou:
"Why am I always the one handing out apologies?"
"You shouldn't talk to yourself. People will wonder." (to Inuyasha)
"Aahhh someone saves me."
"He's such an idiots." (about Inuyasha)
"Six innocent peasants down, hundreds of thousand more to go."
"Just apologize, even if you don't mean it." (to some kid about Inuyasha)
"Kagome, what do you have in your bag? Rocks?"
"That's why Kagome sent me, so I can protect you from being protected by him." (to Sango about Miroku...heh)
Kikyou:
"Inuyasha, you and I were fated never to meet again."
"You vile beast. I despise you. You loathsome half man." (half man?? wow that's cold)
"I despise you with my last breath. My spirit will not forget that all consuming hatred. So long that you live, my spirit can not be free." (to Inuyasha)
"Stop coming after the jewel. I do not wish to waste more arrows." (to Inuyasha)
"Why did you betrayed me Inuyasha?"
"Tragic he said. I'm tragic?"
"I wish for a heart. A heart of the man whom I'll never allow to forget me." (to Kagome)
"Does that girl means more to you than I do?" (to Inuyasha)
"You were correct. I am dead." (to Kaede)
"Demon Naraku... or is it half demon Naraku?"
"Go Naraku, gather the shards of the jewel, and once you found them all , then I will send you to hell."
Sesshoumaru:
"Can't it be that I'm afraid or is it merely I know not my own limit?"
"I quite miss you as well, little brother." (to Inuyasha)
"Be not a fool, I have no such time to waste." (to Inuyasha)
"This scheme of your is beneath me. Should it fail, Jaken, you will die."
"You fight as though you're still a child." (to Inuyasha)
"When it comes to human, I of course, bare no such weakness."
"All that for a memory and a dead mortal girl. If I've know that what it took to make you fight, I would have kill her sooner." (to Inuyasha... Sesshoumaru, you're so evil)
"The little man is having trouble holding his sword." (to Inuyasha)
"You're stupidity knows no bound. Run and hide while you can." (to Inuyasha)
"Too slow"
"Get up, Jaken, you're fine."
Jaken:
"Mi lord, wait for me, your humble servant comes, mi lord."
"Don't look to me for sympathy." (to Miroku)
"I really should keep my mouth shut."
"You ungrateful dog." (about Sesshoumaru and got hit with a rock)
Naraku:
"Well, well, if it isn't the holy monk."
"You're not as slow as you look, monk."
"I will not die so easily."
"Kikyou is alive?"
Kaede:
"I'm resting, not dead." (to Inuyasha)
"Don't ye dare forget where ye have buried me." (about Inuyasha)
"We may shortly find ourselves face to face with my sister."
Kohaku:
"Help me Sango. I'm so afraid."
Myouga:
"ummm... don't I deserve to be counted?" (to Inuyasha and Shippou)
Yura:
"You naughty, naughty girl. You shattered the jewel." (to Kagome)
"He's stubborn, but he's also fun, and I positively must have this pretty silver hair of his." (about Inuyasha)
"Oh my, look at the cute doggy." (to Inuyasha)
"I do wish you use some restrain when addressing a lady. Where are you brought up in? A dog house?" (to Inuyasha)
"Half demon, half power. I should have known." (to Inuyasha)
"Why I never, a half demon I just met, taking his hand in my chest." (to Inuyasha...lol)
Hiten:
"A true warrior never put a woman before a battle." (to Inuyasha)
"A brother revenge, on the other hand, is well worth fighting to the death for." (to Inuyasha)
Group:
Kagome: "I said take it off"
Inuaysha: "What if I don't feel like it"
Kagome: "UNDRESS"
Sesshoumaru: "Be more respectful. It's our father's tomb."
Inuyasha: "Look who's talking, you're the one who's here robbing his grave."
Kagome: "You stinky toad."
Jaken: "You stinky human."
Kagome: "I wanted a bow, not a snail."
Shippou: "I am a bow."
Kikyou: "Do not call out for me. Do not call out my name."
Inuyasha: "Kikyou"
Inuyasha: "I don't know who you are, but you're no monk."
Miroku: "I go by the name Miroku and yes, I am a monk. Who works to aid the common men."
Inuyasha: "Work to aid the common men? You're nothing but a sleazy robber."
Miroku: "Yeah, lets run."
Inuyasha: "What? No way. You can't just eat and run."
Miroku: "If the demon is truly big, then we are no match for it. It's irrational. It's impossible. It's against my religion."
Inuyasha: "You ought be arrested."
Inuyasha: "I can handle this."
Miroku: "Not on your own, you can't."
Inuyasha: "Back off creep. I want to stand in the front."
(o.O; Good idea for a Yaoi fanfic. xD Good quote for it too!)
Inuyasha: "I don't suppose I can have both of them."
Shippou: "You two timing."
Miroku: "Well, it's a common problem between men such as ourselves. That's one thing to have both, but another to keep it a secret. For, if either girls were to find out."
Kagome: "SIT"
Miroku: "That's right, big sit."
Inuyasha: "I bet you can't even lift that heavy weapon over your head."
Sango: "Is that a challenge?"
Inuyasha: "Bring it on anytime."
Miroku: "You're so beautiful, but so tiny. It would be a first for me, but I'm certainly willing to keep it a try." (to the water goddess)
Sango: "TRY WHAT?"
Miroku: "uhh... nothing, resist all temptations."
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